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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

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Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Why does my cat get anxious during loud noises like thunderstorms or firework displays? Is this a common behavior for cats, and is there a way to help them cope with it?

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What do people with very high IQs do all day?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Is it socially acceptable for individuals to wear clothing typically associated with the opposite gender? What are some reasons for or against this practice?

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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So they tried

Still no good.

No, not a chance

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No way

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How do we write and pronounce "it's my pleasure" in Italian?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

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Still no good

Then came..

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